okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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