I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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