My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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