you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My penis needs a shock collar
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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