Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
we should paint friendship bongs
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