So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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