someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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