no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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