I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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