I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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