guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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