: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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