I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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