I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
stop calling my apartment porn island.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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