So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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