you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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