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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You need a sexual gate keeper
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
