I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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