Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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