Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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