OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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