You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
my poor anus
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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