420 ftw
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
