you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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