but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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