Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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