your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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