Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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