I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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