You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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