Can Purell be used as lube?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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