i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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