so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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