I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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