I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Liz is crying about burritos again.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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