So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
His nipple licking is glorious
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