in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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