just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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