shes about as inviting as chlamydia
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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