i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Randomize
