she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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