I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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