Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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