Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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