We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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