Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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