Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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