Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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