question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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