So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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