My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
tell me about the fingering
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
