Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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