So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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