Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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