at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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