I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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