he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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