Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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